Work-life Balance Peacemakers Prints

'To be honest, my work paid for this session and I really just needed the rest.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

HR - Helping Relationships

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'Not here - home!'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

Balancing Family and Work

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

"How are you enjoying the job?" "Oh, Ilove the job...it's the work that I hate."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'No days off, no paid overtime, no benefits...this job is killing me!'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

'Time to leave your comfort zone, Hoskins.'

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.