Work Injury Prints

'Hard Day?'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"We need a union!'

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

Time Out For Teddy

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Wear a helmet

Labor Day '19

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

No Smoking.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

First Aid Box

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

'I know just how you feel.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"I can't believe it! In all my years in corporate business, yours must be the worst case of paper cuts I have ever seen."

"Bob put a chair with wheels on the table and climbed up to change a light bulb. Then the chair rolled away, Bob fell and... well, I guess we need a new industrial safety specialist."

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'