Workplace Injury Recovery Prints

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

'Very funny!'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Being Serenading in Casualty

Time Out For Teddy

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

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"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

Man with broken leg in cast.

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'Very funny!'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'