Work Injury Recovery T-Shirts

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Gary turns 40.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Very funny!'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Being Serenading in Casualty

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Time Out For Teddy

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

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'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Man with broken leg in cast.

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.