Work-from-home Skeptics Pillows

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Thanks for coming in."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

Communication

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

Working from Home

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Low Overhead Incorporated...'Where everybody works at home!'

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

Cat woman struggles to work at home.

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'Hold all my calls - and get dressed. I hate being reminded I work from home.'

With a webcam I can attend meetings while sitting behind my desk here at home. This situation leads to some disjointed clothing ensembles.

Flexible working

"I have to use the rest room. Would you mind mumbling 'Mm-hmm' on my conference call for a few minutes?"

"I need to recover from working from home with the family around me 24 hours a day. . . that's why I'm living here in the office for a while."

Zoomies call.

Working from home

"I never knew how little you do at work!"