Work-from-home Wanderers Pillows

"Sorry pal, I'm not a guru, just working remote."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Clients who show up early for an appointment are really annoying ??" especially when you work from home.

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

Free Range Employees.

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

"Thanks for coming in."

Communication

Working from Home

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

"What time is it mentally?"

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Low Overhead Incorporated...'Where everybody works at home!'

Job hoppers.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

"Well, something must have upset him. He just stormed out of the office."

Cat woman struggles to work at home.

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'One day I just woke up and said to myself-- hey, thanks to the computer, I can work anywhere.'

"I never knew how little you do at work!"