Work-from-home Comic T-Shirts

'Why, oh why, did I try telecommuting...'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm working from home today."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Happy Brithday

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

'How many times do I have to tell you about putting the toilet seat back up?'

"In order to raise some working capital, the company has sold your souls to the devil"

If there is a postive response, say it was my idea

In and Out Trays

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

"Come out, Snivers, it's a decent enough redundancy package."

"The boss went undercover and got fired the very first day!"

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"I started in the Lab and worked my way up."

"Of course I'm proud to work here... Why do you ask?

'It's not that I don't appreciate the work you do for us, it's just that nobody does.'

Lemon Flavored Water (Instead of Raises)

"You are adequately qualified, Mr. Harris, but I'm afraid I'll be hiring somebody else as I don't think I can stand looking at your stupid little face all day long."

"Any talents besides tasting good?"

'Your falback position, Petersen, is out the door.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."