Work Ethic Prints

'No matter how toxic the corporate culture gets in his department, Bill can always be counted on to suit up and show up!'

"That's what I mean by going the extra mile."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"For my next trick, I will try to meet a deadline during daylight hours."

'You mean if I want extra money I have to go to work? That's your job, dad.'

'Each week I give 100% of myself to this job, at the rate of 20% per day.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Annual Convention of Procrastinators: 'Where is everybody?'

'I'm a very busy man. Bring me something to do.'

'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'

"Can't you get enough overtime?!"

"Good job John, you do the work of three men."

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

"I'm not sure, but I think he's quiet quitting."

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

"I was going to discuss procrastination today, but I'm feeling rather tired. Maybe we could finish this off next week."

Back to Work

"Just put down you've been a busy bee. It's beneath the Queen to check timesheets anyway..."

"There's such a thing as being TOO conscientious, Miller!"

Peacock of Productivity

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

Job Bored

"It is fake, but it helps control lingering around the water cooler."

"We want to insure you don't leave your cubicle during work hours again."

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Everyone has to do their fair share. . . You have always been known as a good worker. . . You want to give something back, don't you? . . ."

"Ask not what your company can do for you; ask rather what you can do for the bottom line."

"I can do the work of two men, but I'd have to slow down."

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

"Bob is constantly starting things he doesn't finish."

'I can't seem to relax in this office.'