Work Ethic Enthusiast Prints

'Wanda, I think this is a little beyond the call of duty.'

'All you do is sit around all day. I really wish you were a worker bee.'

Ordered Around By a Statue

'For years I've listened to you rant and rave about the work ethic. Isn't that worth something?'

'We're looking for hard working optimists, because we pay straight commission plus a monthly lottery ticket.'

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

"Work hard, and someday you too can be blamed for all the world's problems."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Back to work...

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Peacock of Productivity

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"Do you have any working capital?"

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"Oh come on, Dave! You know you're not supposed to come to work if you're sick."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

Job Bored

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."

Genius in a Bottle.

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

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