Work Champion Pillows

"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."

37 years in the same position.

Low-Energy Drinks

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

"What's this I hear about you not having an ulcer?"

Busy day at the office.

They had a tendency to talk past one another.

"It's tragic to seek how quickly the enthusiasm of youth drains away..."

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

Social Worker

Bring It On!

Great coaching is about building constructive relationships...

'All work and no play may make you dull, but it also makes you Vice President.'

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

"Thank you."

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'I had a terrible day. . . but the money was good.'

Academy.

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

Employee of the Month - male.

Dr. Mom and Dr. Pop's Little Corner Hospital

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."