Work Balance Gifts

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

'Ralph! You're spending WAY too much time in the rest room.'

Tired Guys

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Where your mind & battle are los

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Golfing Boss

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Work/Life Balance

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Work Parfait

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.