Wordsmith With A Wink Mugs

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Reading my Critics

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"Swing me with your words."

"He belongs to a lawyer."

'To err is human... but to forgive is against company policy!'

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

You trip on it, you buy it.

Books vs mobile phones

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

'He never listened to his mother!'

Sharp Eyes

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Bagel problems.

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

'I'd better check it for punctuation before you give it to him.'

Male On Sunday

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Rudyard Kipling

Bell Hop

Emily Dickinson

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'Branding is essential if you're to survive in the Jungle of modern law...'

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'