Wordplay Warrior Mugs

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Fire Ants.

"Trust me, they get a lot more forgetful when it comes time to pay their tab."

'He's our hedge fund manager.'

'Will Smith for food'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

"Come down here, Wilson, we need to talk about your reading comprehension."

"Well, well, well—look who brought a taco to a burrito fight."

Military Solution to Last Week's Puzzle

The Physiciatrist...

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

Math 2B- Shakespeare, yes or no?

'I,N,F,O,R,M,A,T,I,O,N, why do you ask?'

'Something to wet the pallet, Sir?'

"He has Attention Surplus Disorder. I suggest putting him in the back of the room."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"Dichos are bits of cultural wisdom that reflect upon life as it happens. Superstitions are magical rituals that fill a gap when knowledge fails. 'Even the best cook blackens her pot' is a dicho. Eating eggs with whipped cream before a big test is a super

Border Collie

Eat Bacon. Loose weight.

Oman Sized Tissues.

Lawyers Playing Tennis

'It's a nasty bug that's going around!'

'...and words can often hurt me.'

Consignia - new name for the Post Office

'When you said you were doing a slow burn I thought you meant acid reflux.'

"They say he's a man of many parts."

"No religious nuts!"

A diner menu offers things you can eat: your words, your hat, crow, and my dust.

Detroit strikes back

A car drives past a sign that reads "Style 4 1/2 miles" and "Substance 385 miles".

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Swords for Making America Great Again

"Gimme a WhisKee."

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

"Since you have a bug, I'm referring you to an entomologist."