Word Lover Mugs

"I have a love of words, too."

"Hey, you know those collective nouns are just a bunch of crap, right?"

'I have sought you for years, O Enlightened One! Now please tell me: What is the meaning of life?'

One last book

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Gay Times...

Vlad the Inhaler

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Rap music

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Fishing for complements

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

MLK

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

An infinity pool table

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

You are what you eat!

"My assistant will show you the ropes."