Wool Innovator Mugs

A sheep shaves their wool to create a rain cloud

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Texturing the Walls

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Like my new haircut?"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

The wool club for mammoths.

Academia in Winter

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I ran into a whittler.'

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Shear Love.