Wool Innovator Mugs

A sheep shaves their wool to create a rain cloud

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Texturing the Walls

"Like my new haircut?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

"Our smart home sure is sensitive. Every time I hammer a nail in the wall it screams."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

Genetic Manipulation

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Academia in Winter

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'I ran into a whittler.'

The wool club for mammoths.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Shear Love.