Clothing Innovator Mugs

The latest fall fashion trends

Nigel was well pleased with his new tank-top...

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Like my new haircut?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

'I ran into a whittler.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

His mane bun is just so wrong.

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

e-procurement

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

I've found the designer gene.

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Do you have a larger suit in the same size?