Woofing With Style Fan Mugs

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"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"We need to have a serious talk."

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Effeminate cowboy applies lipstick from a gun-belt loaded with lipsticks.

Jane always suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome on the first day of a big trial.

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

'If you don't stop playing that thing I'll go crazy.'

Wedding with 'Ex-wives' and 'Ex-husbands' as places to sit.

"I'd like to thank...."

Never use an electric can opener if you live next door to a cat lady.

Movember: 'Te he he. This is so cool.'

"The Southwestern look. I love it!"

Turbo Tan.

'We weren't expecting a Royal visit.....Where's the King?'

A man wears a jacket embroidered with the words "The Alleged Perpetrator - Bronx".

'I play a lot of sports.'

Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.

The Urban Foxes.

Cow boy.

"A shot of whisky, a beer chaser, and the current issue of TV Guide, please."

A man with a cactus hat

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

"When I said 'relax' I just meant you could loosen your tie!"

Moustached Man

'Since when has 'builders bum' been fashionable?'

"Saber-toothed tiger, pterodactyl and giant sloth. Who are you wearing?"