Woof Epicure Pillows

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Dogs

To do before Saturday...

No Soliciting

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"I see a couch."

Collective unconscious.

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

"He's sending an instant message."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'Frank, it's water.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Makes you feel kind of proud, doesn't it?"

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

'If dogs named themselves...'

Beware of Dogs

'My doctor said I'm digging my own grave with a spoon and fork. It'll take longer if I use only a fork.'

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"We've decided to adopt a dog since we can't have one on our own."

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"You understand about ten of my words, but I understand NONE of your barks."

"They said my barking was becoming inflammatory."

"Gracie learned how to whistle today."