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"Lovely dovetail."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

D.I.Y

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Like father like son.

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

Luthier

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Most projects require three hands."

Board Meeting

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Why you should never leave a sander alone in a locked room.

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Carpenter

Reality home-improvement show.

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

'That was some varnish remover!'