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"Bob's a tool belt."

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

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"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Lovely dovetail."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'