Woodpecker Watcher Mugs

"Oh no, we've got headbangers moving in upstairs!"

"You should see him text message."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mind the whale, dear."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Duck Hunt

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."