Woodpecker Watcher Mugs

"Oh no, we've got headbangers moving in upstairs!"

"You should see him text message."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Duck Hunt

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Tallyho!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'