Woodchuck Wonderer T-Shirts

'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'

'I object, your Honor! How much wood would woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood is purely conjecture!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Little help?"

Snow Devil

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Macbeth: Take Two

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Ice Skater

Traffic Cone Monsters

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'Are you a good witch or a bad witch?'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Rockefeller Center."

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Socially distanced sledding

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"It's a witch, all right. So do we burn, bake or poach it?"

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Christmas tree exchange

Hanukkah tree

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Musical Pipe

"Is that snow? We never get snow around here...what do we do?"

Blitzen isn't feeling well, so Mary Poppins agreed to fill in for him.