Wood Cutter Prints

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Lovely dovetail."

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'... Of course it's expensive. It doesn't grow on trees you know!'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'

'I told you I'd deal with your transfer request, Jenkins. Cut the deck!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Whittlers Mother

"Most projects require three hands."

Nick Offerman

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Naked Furniture

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Bob's a tool belt."

D.I.Y SUCKS!