Women's Interests Gifts

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"We've made great progress!"

International Women's Day.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

“They tease us for going together, but little do they know this is where we gather to plan the dismantling of the patriarchy.”

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

Modern Major General

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Roe v. Wade

Wal-Mart Ruling

All Hail the Matriarchy

Tired Barbie

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"We have been elected to the UN Commission on Women's Rights!"

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

"You take care of the kids, you do the housework and you have a full-time job for which you warn less than a man who does the same? Respect... I can only fly and knock down scoundrels..."

"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Suffrage - Franchise for Females