Women In Tech Mugs

Glass Ceiling

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Early Laptops.'

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

Facial Recognition

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

Spying Smart TV

Women Have To Choose

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

"If this car is so smart, why didn't it let me know there was a cop there?"

"Pardon the intrusion, we just wanted to run one last test before we brought it to market."

"It was a lot easier to keep up with the Joneses before they replaced their entire workforce with robots."

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

Mark Zuckerberg

'I guess you could consider it a transfer. We're putting you in the cloud.'

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

You don't have to have big tits to work here but it sure does help!

Tech, Inc. Marketing Dept. The screen on our latest device are shattering. Great! Let's call it "breakthrough technology"!

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

Superduper.

Tinder

'Mommy, you'll never guess what. My hi-tech start-up just merged with a Fortune 500 company.'

Swedish Meta Balls.

"Fire is going to be the new content."

Boeing Invents the time machine...

European Union versus Big Tech