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Unable to spot a single wolf, John eventually remembers that wolves live in packs.

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

You Are Here

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Now that's an afro!'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Would you like some wings?"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Sausages.

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Alien Snowmen

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.