Wolf Pack Leader Mugs

We know being raised by wolves isn't ideal, but think of the amazing essay you'll have on your college application!

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Welcome to the Team

Dogs

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

DIY horror.

Dog Training.

"I may be a dinosaur, sir, but I am the Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Top Dog

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

Goodnight Moon

"Shoot. I'm gonna be late to class again."

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

"Which one do you suppose is the alpha?"

'I don't have the nose for hunting, but I love to run with the pack.'

Bossy Little Dog

'Cute.'

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

"OK, once again, for Bob's benefit: Hunting in a pack only works if everybody sticks to the plan!"

'I know it's more productive when we hunt in a pack, but frankly, I can't stand Bob and Tim...'

Man stops dogs barking using his key fob.

'It's for the neighborhood dogs.'

He was raised by a pack of wolves, and the cleaning lady who came in twice a month.