You were watching tv on your cellphone while driving, and almost hit an old lady. Guilty. No more multitasking. You are no longer allowed to do two things at once. Okay. Or three things! Death of a loophole.
Woeful Multitasker T-Shirts
Suit up your favorite multitasker with a playful t-shirt that wittily celebrates their creative chaos. It’s a fun and relatable gift that turns everyday multitasking struggles into a style statement.
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."
"Drunk, yet orderly"
"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"
"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"
Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.
"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."
"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."
"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"
Hassled Mother.
"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"
"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."
"I need to clone myself."
"Let me put on my 'working' head."
Creative entrepreneur at work
'How soon can I return to work? About fifteen minutes ago.'
'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'
Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.
"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."
Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.
"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."
Studying and technology
Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?
'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'
Mom simultaneously feeds baby his bottle, and husband his.
Homeschooling
"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"
Having It All
"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"
"What?!"
'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'
I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.
The Swiss Arm-y Wife
"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"
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