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"No, but maybe if you came with us the wizard would give you 50p for a cup of tea!"

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"Look at the state of this place! Don't you ever use that thing to sweep up?!"

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'..and one for the pot.'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

Dating in Oz

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'Stealth broom.'

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"After all these years, I'm sure of only one thing: when I heat the liquid, it boils."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

"Give way immediately!"