Witty Welfare Warrior Mugs

'I suppose you realise this means we'll lose our disability allowance.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

Just Another Sloe News Day

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

Social security.

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

Knights of the iPhone

Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.

Captain Thomas Coram.

"We seem to be the only animals here."

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

"No, you can't borrow my pen."

"I thought I'd done everything to get a decent pension..."

'Let's just hope it's not a trend of some sort.'

Vouchers, Vouchers, Vouchers

"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."

"I'm suing my scales manufacturer for slander!"

Social Services held back by risk, unrealistic targets and budget cuts.

"I should like a commission on that child tax credit."

'Did you order the new sign?'

TV: 'It's 10 pm- do you know where your social security funding is tonight?'

'What have you got on how to apply for Government handouts?'

Do you have anyone whose bark is worse than their bite?

Please Help: Tory minister who claimed he could live on £53 a week.

"Work harder. People on state benefits depend on you."

A Man Recieving His Wages.

Just ran over a recycling bin!!!

'Baby inhaling second-hand cigarette smoke on board,'