Witty Exchanges Aficionado Prints

'I'm fed up with being so short.'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Touché"

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

US dollar rising and falling.

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Crow and fox

'I understand you know how to treat a woman.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

Paper Boy

"Inactivists"

Jokes machine.

The Algonquin Round Table

"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5-6 times, just to be sure."

A lesson in wit

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

Bat out of Hell

'This is a no rise office.'

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"So, what is your star sign?"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"