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Birth Control Methods...Or have Rush Limbaugh or a man like him as your guyfriend!

'Do you think that's wise?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Changing Minds

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

Children Demand Parental Term Limits.

Prisoner speech

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

'According to my Dad, bosses are just like headmasters. The only difference is that they give you money every month.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

Two hearts arguing.

"I used to have a good head for business. Then I went and got married."

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

"I disagree. I think we're ninety percent breeding and ten percent grooming."

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

'Did someone forget to circle before dinner.'

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'