Witty Bookend Collectors Mugs

Dog Bookends

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Divine Desk Bins

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'A is for Arse.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"I have an app for that."

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Home Sweet Second Home.

You trip on it, you buy it.

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

'Be careful! She loves to curl up by the fire with a good author!'

The Author's Family - First edition, second edition, third edition...

Carl Sandburg.

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

The old fashioned, never say die author: 'All right, if they're remaindered, I'll sign the remainders.'

"As I thought...the carefree extravagant days are over. There's no marble foyer."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Rudyard Kipling.

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

Condensed Books.

Herman Melville

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."