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Witty T-Shirt Guy

The man of the hour is the guy whose wife asked him to wait a minute.

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Czarcasm

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Gold versus Knowledge

Stephen Fry.

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

Pressing Problem

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Scale indicates the value of books.

'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.'

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

Aleksandr Griboyedov

To some people, sarcasm is a second language.

Jugular Vein

'Are you choking or are you serious?'

Brains aren't everything - to some people they're nothing.

Meaning of Life $5.00

Poet and Peasant

"He loved self-referential humor."

"Try letting go."

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

'Give me your bag Oscar, if you want to do the genius gag.'