Witness Seeker Pillows

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

Trial by Media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

Squeezing the Free Press.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The Three Wise Queens

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"It's such a lovely day!"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Press Freedom

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Now that's a win."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

The star hunters

Letters escape from a caged book.

Government a la Carte

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."