Witness Seeker Pillows

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

The Three Wise Queens

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Press Freedom

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

I love Lawyers

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Now that's a win."

The star hunters

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'