Wonder Seeker Pillows

"It's lacking a wow factor."

"Mr. Johnson always brings a sense of wonder to science class. I'm always wondering what he's talking about."

The star hunters

Girl and fairy

'When you said I mustn't talk to strange people, does that include Father Christmas?'

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"You're always reading."

Children's questions

"Ahhh... close enough."

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Beach con-man.

Desert Island Meals.

'Cannonball!'

"Feel free to take notes."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Pirate

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.