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"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Caterpillar Portrait

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Teddy Time Bears

Imagine

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Things are looking up!"

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'My story's a lot like yours. It all started on 'Bring your pet to work day' a few years ago. I was ready for a change, I liked it here, and I stayed!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

Add Your Own Caption Week #220

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

What to do if the kids take away your car.

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"Your condition completely turned around! I guess those hokey-pokey pills worked!"

"Do you know what time they open love?"

'I don't see any tall, dark strangers in your future, just a series of oddball cats.'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Sousaphone Player

"I'm used to having a pussycat doctor."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Elephant Magic Carpet

"Give me a cereal, extra marshmallows."

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'

Coffee Coven