Witchy Critic Mugs

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Devi's brew?"

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Witches Checkout.

Fear of Flying Seminar

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Halloween sculptor

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Eye of Newt Helper

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Mom's Mortuary

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

Witches' Restaurant.

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

'Yes, we do serve children, but not as meals.'

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

'Hee hee hee! Where are some children I can fatten up with candy?'

Self Love Witch

Your big end has gone