Witchcraft Wannabe Mugs

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

Three Witches from Macbeth

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Late BroomStick

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'Needs salt!'

"I said slime."

Newt sale

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Macbeth: Take Two

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.