Witch Hat Wearers Mugs

Late BroomStick

Pastries and Candy

Beware of the Cat.

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Trick or treat surprise.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

"You got sugar ants."

"I'd like you to welcome Grinda to our group. Grinda has issues with potion abuse, poison apples, and a history of negative relationships with men and toads."

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'But how could the witch fit Hansel into her microwave?'

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

"There's no rest for the wicked."

"Mind if I shoot through?"

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

Christmas Hat Tree

"This tastes awful! Nice work, girls."

"I'm just stating if a watched pot never boils, we could go finish the 5 minutes left of Handmaid's tale."

"Student witch"

"Excuse me but you've got a bit of child's finger stuck between your teeth."

He's my vaguely familiar.

MasterWitch

Witches are confused why they're feeling happy.

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

'The Food and Drug Administration is really cracking down. Now we have to list all the ingredients in our potions.'

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"