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Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

Miss America IQ Pageant

Flat Foot

Supernan.

"I'd like a word with your gag writer."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

"She can be outspoken."

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

Burning Question

'Always the wise guy.'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Stand Up Chameleon

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'What children live in the sea?'

'That's handy since your car has a wet bar.'

Book of Snappy Comebacks.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Profit

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

I will study my speling words...

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Snowprov

Backfire

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'