Wit And Sarcasm Lovers Mugs

'I'll say one thing, Wilson - you certainly know how to dress down,'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"This is Briggs, our new department head. He's got an amazing knack for reducing complex problems into easy-to-understand witch hunts!"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"I love these old decorations!"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

Exit Next Left

"Great coffee, Carole."

Have you got your make up on yet?

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

'Does anyone else have any complaints?'