Wishing Enthusiast Pillows

'I wish to be thinner than all my friends.'

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

What else is there to wish for?

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Storm in a magic lamp.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Inkwell Genie.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"It's a long term goal."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"The internet without cat pictures? No way! Make a realistic wish like peace on earth, justice for all, everlasting life, sane politicians..."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

X-RAY

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

What is possible/what is probable.

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.