Wishful Thinkers Pillows

'Before you wish for anything, you clear it with me.'

'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another can of tuna?'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'Hey! You wished for the ability to run like a jackrabbit. Next time, be more specific.'

'What I really want for my birthday is a first baseman's mitt, all I get is paper...'

"I can grant you fifteen minutes of fame...as long as you realise it will be followed by two years of online troll attacks."

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"You have one more wish. You asked for free, overnight shipping on your first wish, remember?"

'Boy - makes me wonder what he wished for...'

'Oh, I thought it said 'Fishing'.'

'Okay, so that's fire and the wheel. Now, what do you want for your final wish?'

'I wish I had my money back...'

'I hope you realise that they count as two wishes!'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

Wordplay: Wishful Thinking.

'O.K. I did wish to be a star.'

"Well, I can see you are very literal. I was going to wish to be a stud next, but that could go a couple of different ways. So, I think I'll just wish to not be made of money."

"Hurry! Make a wish!"

"And your third wish?"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"And I don't seem any closer to figuring out why I'm not granting my own wishes."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

What else is there to wish for?

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Inkwell Genie.

"Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue disappeared."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).