Wisdom Tooth Removal Prints

"So the dentist pulled my wisdom tooth. What do I do with it now?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Oh, crap.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Higher wisdom...

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'You must heal yourself.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"