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'Talk about having your travel plans shaken up!'

"Tommy!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Igloo for birds.

"How's the salmon?"

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

The lonely figure

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"But his vulnerability is what I like about him."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

UFO and snowman