Winter Warmers Pillows

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Infinity scarf"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Beware of Watchdog

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"It's a midriff warmer."

Be a friend.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Isn't it great?!'

"I needed something warmer for winter."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

"Can I join you until spring?"

'No, it's true, I've never seen snow... I always seem to end up going South for winter...'

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

Faux fur coat and no knickers

Penguin wearing Slippers

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)