Winter Nights Prints

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Snowprov

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'No ice.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Snow flake

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Good News about winter

"Little help?"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

That one has all the batteries!

Politically Correct Snowperson

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Alien Snowmen

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Frosting the Snowman

"Bless You."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'The kids were so sweet...'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."