Winter Nights Pillows

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Snowprov

'No ice.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Snow flake

Boy rolled into a snowball

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Good News about winter

"Little help?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Alien Snowmen

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Bless You."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"