Winter Cartoon Fan T-Shirts

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

The Runaway Horse

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Are you made of sugar?'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Do you think that's wise?'

Dog walking Human.

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Support group for sheep.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'