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'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

The Runaway Horse

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Do you think that's wise?'

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Support group for sheep.

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Dog walking Human.